77p egg: Eggwife Game

77p egg: Eggwife Free Download for PC, After a sexual mishap, our hero 77p Egg finds itself on a quest to find a new wife while the world is overrun by sentient sewage and a milk-obsessed cult.

A dumb and crass FPS inspired by the likes of Postal 2, Duke 3D, and Goat Simulator.

Overview of 77p egg: Eggwife

77p egg: Eggwife is a crude, gory, toilet-humour-driven first-person shooter inspired by the likes of Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Goat Simulator, and a general tone of "good enough" during development; an attempt at embracing the jankiness that comes with making your first game.

Set in Sheffie, England, you play as 77p egg; a potty-mouthed stick figure briefly weeping the loss of its wife, who finds itself on an epic adventure when a trip to the supermarket to find a new life partner gets a little bit weird.

Fight

Fight your way through angry hordes of sentient sewage, such as thick blobs of urine, mechanised napalm poo tanks, 4ft long tampon helicopters laced with nails, and many more. There's a milk-worshipping cult too and they're also pretty upset.

Story Levels

10 story levels set in, around, and underneath the city of Sheffie, plus two (currently) endless-wave arena levels, and a handful of not-very-good bonus levels.

Unique Weapons

Blast your enemies with an arsenal of " UK-Legal" weaponry such as the Applicator - a scoped, long-range tampon applicator; the 7-Barrel Sh*tgun; the Crossbowner - a silicone-shootin' crossbow designed for the bedroom; the Stigmatic 77,000 - a high-power, high rate-of-fire nailgun; and many more!!!

Stunning Gameplay

Master different bodily functions and fast-paced movement to stay alive!! Strafe-running, unlocked vertical aiming (okay that one isn't crucial at all but feels cool/stupid) and poop-jumping will keep you one step ahead of your foes.

Pee on command to put out fires (even ones on yourself!), incapacitate certain enemies, or just draw pretty pictures on walls.

Make sure to eat lots of food to keep your poop meter full - you'll need it not only to stock your Sh*tgun but to double jump too!

Needless an amount of interactivity and detail in parts of the game that don't matter!!!! Stick a fork in a plug socket and get zapped! Flush toilets! Talk to pedestrians! Ride shopping carts! Take a poop the size of a bus!

Difficult Levels

Six difficulty levels: "flaccid", "Semi", "Hard", "Knotty", "RAGING", and "dysfunction" - the latter of which randomises much of the game's content such as the rotation of level geometry, weapon functionality, movement, and more; making it potentially much easier to complete a level, or perhaps impossible.

Replay of Game

Replayability!!! Try a pacifist run where you don't kill anything! Or blow off some steam trying to get a pass-a-fist run where you ensure everything is dead.

For a unique and honestly annoying challenge, attempt a vegan run!! There's also an endless wave-based arena mode with its arenas, a card-picking system for powerups and power-downs, and some unique enemy variants!

Features of 77p egg: Eggwife

• Weapon functionality
• Rotation of level geometry
• Replay
• Unique challenges
• Interesting gameplay
• Simple controls

Minimum System Requirements

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 7
• Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
• Graphics: AMD R9 280
• DirectX: Version 11
• Storage: 4 GB available space

Recommended System Requirements

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10
• Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: NVidia GeForce GTX 1050 Ti
• DirectX: Version 11
• Storage: 4 GB available space